Each day, I will be providing you, the LUCKY readers of 973espn.com, with a peek into my innermost thoughts and most private confessions. I will be doing so in one-sentence form, so as to make this as digestible as possible. Heavy dosages of the Mind of Mike Krenek can cause some NASTY side-effects, so this is for the good of the country. Today’s thought after the jump.

Someone needs to stop the mad scientist who is turning Tony Dungy into a bat.