Each day, I will be providing you, the LUCKY readers of 973espn.com, with a peek into my innermost thoughts and most private confessions. I will be doing so in one-sentence form, so as to make this as digestible as possible. Heavy dosages of the Mind of Mike Krenek can cause some NASTY side-effects, so this is for the good of the country. Today’s thought after the jump.

There will come a time in my life wherein I don't giggle whenever I hear the name of Reds pitching coach Dick Pole. That time is not now.