Each day, I will be providing you, the LUCKY readers of 973espn.com, with a peek into my innermost thoughts and most private confessions. I will be doing so in one-sentence form, so as to make this as digestible as possible. Heavy dosages of the Mind of Mike Krenek can cause some NASTY side-effects, so this is for the good of the country. Today’s thought after the jump.

Here's a tip for the ladies: If you feel your man drinks too much during football Sundays, challenge him to a drinking game this weekend: Drink every time Colts coach Jim Caldwell blinks on the sideline. He will be stone-cold sober at game's end.