Caught on Video in Lower Twp: The World’s Dumbest Shoplifter?

Some people should never enter a life of crime, because they are just too dumb.

Video released by the owners of Anco Ace Hardware in Villas, New Jersey appears to show someone who would be better off not breaking the law.

Assuming everyone is innocent until proven guilty, we will just refer to this person as the suspect. This suspect apparently needed some motor oil and didn't want to pay for it, so he stuck it down his pants.

While you have to give the guy credit (?) for being able to get a large container of oil down his pants, he obviously was oblivious to the fact that he was being watched by the store's surveillance camera the whole time.

According to the Facebook post, the suspect is being dealt with by Lower Township Police.

Watch the video and tell me, is this guy the world's dumbest shoplifter or a close second?