Suicide Girls
Yankee Suicide — Todd Ranck’s Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Yankee, a SuicideGirl who loves the New York Yankees, digs a guy with tattoos and can't live without a really good bra. Win her over with some Molson Canadian.
Kieve Suicide — Todd Ranck’s Suicide Girl of the Day
Kieve is a 20-year-old Suicide Girl from Colombia who lists Batman as one of the five things she can't live without. We won't burst her bubble by telling her he's a fictional character.
Jacqueline Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Jacqueline is a 27-year-old Suicide Girl from Brazil who says that unusual places and situations get her hot. She would love our game room then; it's pretty weird.
Cane Suicide — Todd Ranck’s Suicide Girl of the Day
Cane Suicide loves trouble, and we love Cane Suicide. Awwwww.
Essence Suicide — Todd Ranck’s Suicide Girl of the Day
Essence Suicide is a 21-year-old Suicide Girl who has one of the coolest back tattoo we've ever seen.
Nekrofelia Suicide — Todd Ranck’s Suicide Girl of the Day
Nekrofelia Suicide is a woman of few words, but we're hanging on the edge of every single one.
Glitz Suicide — Todd Ranck’s Suicide Girl of the Day
Glitz is a 24-year-old Suicide Girl from Louisiana with a black belt in mixology, which means she's an expert at getting us drunk and (we hope) taking advantage of us.