I will not be boring you with cheap turkey jokes and Thanksgiving puns. That sort of thing is beneath me. But you know what isn't beneath me? Incorrect NFL Picks!!! THANKSGIVING GAMES:

COWBOYS (-7) over Dolphins

Packers (-6) over LIONS

RAVENS (-3.5) over 49ers

NON-THANKSGIVING GAMES!!!

JETS (-8) over Bills

Cardinals (+3) over RAMS

BENGALS (-7.5) over Browns

Texans (-3) over JAGUARS

Panthers (-3.5) over COLTS

Buccaneers (+3) over TITANS

FALCONS (-9.5) over Vikings

RAIDERS (-4.5) over Bears

SEAHAWKS (-4) over Redskins

EAGLES (+4) over Patriots

CHARGERS (-6.5) over Broncos

Steelers (-10) over CHIEFS

Giants (+7) over SAINTS